poop nails

The type of fingernails that are short, sharp and deadly. They can scratch you and cause an infection because of the amount of germs under the nails. Usually found in young adults or poopsockers (because they don't wipe).

James got him with his poop nails and now you have to put neosporin on it so it can heal.

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poop touch

poop touch is deadly disease that when someone has it everyone runs away from that person, until they can pass it on to someone else

you got the poop touch

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poop libby

1) symptom to a serious medical condition.
2) a fictional medical condition used to call in sick for work

"i've got a bad case of the poop libby's."
"the doctor says i have poop libby and i can't come in today."
"are you coming down with poop libby?"
"oooohhh i've got poop libby!"

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soup poop

A thick, soup like excrement mixture, that sprays forth from the anus without warning, and may result in mud butt if not taken care of immediately.

sally: "so what would you like for dinner Indian food or Mexican"

jack: "golly if those are my only choices, where every we end up eating I will be serving up a hot steamy bowl of poop soup when we get home"

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poop finger

a finger coated with poop, usually a direct result of anal probing

Taylor D Benjamin loves to lick his poop finger after anal intercourse

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poop tits

pooping on a girls tits.

That girl has poop tits.

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Phantom Poop

When you’re sitting on the toilet for 10 minutes thinking that you’re pooping but you were actually farting the whole time

“Shit dude, I just took a phantom poop”

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