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A John Hide guy who uses “ can I get a Hoyaa ‘ way too much
Can I get a Hoyaa! Hey! John! Quit watching gay porn! You gay porn watcher!
When you have a wank last thing before bed and then another one as soon as you wake up.
Feeling absolutely fantastic today boys. Put the second slice on my porn sleep sandwich this morning
A ture kind humanitarian with more respect then anyone on earth. Some One that will not fake it. The end human trafficking.
Son: why is she so happy?
Dad: because she's a true humanitarian a unpaid porn star! respect it!
Mom: yes shes angel!
Sister: why are we all watching porn? Lol
Dog: welcome to the future!
where u go ask for sex and film it on porn hub and make sure u cum in a pussy
man:boy 2day is porn hub day
boy:OH SAY LESSSSSS
Man:lets fuck that slut
A Porn Free Zone (a pfz) is a device that is yet to screen pornographic videos. This could be your laptop, tablet or phone. This normally accurs when you first acquire your media device and feel it would be kept more clean with out viewing pornigraphic websites.
It is impossible for the device to go through its entire life cycle without porn but the battle to stay away as long as possible can become a mental challenge amongst peers.
(this does not include saved screenshots of snapchat sluts)
Tobe : hey did you see that creampie teen vid last night ?
Jord: no I didn't, any good ?
Tobe: yes mate, chuck us your phone and I'll get it up
Jord: no can do, it's a new phone and I'm keeping it a porn free zone
Tobe: what? You have had it 3 months and it's still pfz!! What the fuck
Jord: I know. I'm doing well
porn free cum sluts device
Watching porn from your phone whilst sitting on the toilet!
I need to take a dump. I'm going to o go use the porn-o-potty. Nothing like good porn and a good shit.
Getting pleasure from reading or watching Self Help Gurus, without actually doing anything with your life afterwards.
Friend 1: Hey, have you seen that self-help video on social media?
Friend 2: No, I haven't. What's it about?
Friend 1: It's all about how to build confidence and overcome self-doubt. The speaker gives some really practical tips and exercises to help people improve their self-esteem.
Friend 2: That sounds interesting. What kind of tips did he give?
Friend 1: Some of the tips included setting achievable goals, practicing self-care, and speaking kindly to yourself. He also talked about the power of positive thinking and visualization.
Friend 2: That sounds like great advice. Have you tried any of it?
Friend 1: Not yet :(
Friend 2: You need to stop procrastinating! Get off the Self Help Porn, and start working on your goals.