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An underworked but overpaid union laborer. Usually known to spend his/her entire paycheck on unnecessary recreational toys such as jet skis, ATV's, and fifth wheel trailers. Typically works 16-32 hours of overtime every week to barely maintain monthly payments for the previous examples. Lives paycheck to paycheck and never has more than $100 in his/her savings account.
Ryan Earnheart worked another round of overtime to pay for his rims.
A kid with pepperoni on his face
Look at that kid over there he looks like Ryan summers
The living, breathing, definition of disappointment. There are no words to describe the reign of tyranny imposed by the redundant and incessant amount of sheer luck this freak of nature possesses. He's horrible. I hate him.
- CT
Ryan the Mercenary is a bitch.
"ribbit rib-
"RIBBEEEt"
"stfu Caleb Ryan"
Caleb Ryan is the name of a frog, that switches between contacts and bulky glasses, but still cant see anything further than 50 cm away.
An amazing person who’s always there for his friends if you do something to hurt him he’ll hold u against it so hold him close and treat him right and never stop loving him
“Wow Caleb Ryan is an asshole but he’s funny “
“Yeah I’ve been in love with him since I was 14”
drives his signature nissan kicks and a amg tonka also the biggest bbl fein there is and has his own song dedicated to him on TIKTOK @birthday.king.vice.45
You are so beautiful, you stole my heart away, God made you as his precious child, beauty has a name, Ryan Sho Sugitaaa, Ryan Sho Sugitaaaaa, Hope you feel better