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Whatever freaky shit Natalie comes up with on the fly, you just go with it. Because you are her bitch.
Natalie gave me the Natalie Special last night. The girl is a freak.
It’s a classic cock and ball torture method with a theme first u get a nice blowie from a leaf blower and feel all nice then you take a weed wacker and shred your dick and balls to fucking shreds it’s just gone man
Nigga 1: Man I just gave myself that landscaper special
Nigga 2: man yo shit must look like spaghetti
Nigga 3: the landscaper special man that shits crazy
A style of fellatio where the person performing wraps his/her lips around the base of the shaft, and begins to maneuver their tongue and throat in a clicking motion as if they have just eaten a PB and J sandwich and are trying to get the remains unstuck from the roof of their mouth.
“Dude I’ve never cum as hard as I did when she gave me that Peanut Butter Special!”
When Quinn tattoos you and then rubs semen all over it to help it heal in a special way.
Yeah dude, I got the Quinn special over the weekend, came out great!
The act of kiestering a hot dog until it has been sufficiently warmed and then shat into a bun.
Tom, did you get the convenience store special?
Yeah Dave, I did. I don’t recommend the chili though.
How to do the Juice WLRD signature special!!!
>Get off your private jet and flop over on the ground and spaz on all the percs you took so the feds don't find all your illegal drugs you just took.
>The feds find all 72 lbs of weed you have in your suitcase
>make your album is a decade late.
The Cops were chasing me so i pulled The Juice WRLD Signature special
When you use a Woman’s yeast infection to make a Microbrew IPA
Me: Ya this girl I was with last night had a nasty bread smell coming out of her legs.
Friend: Dude that’s nasty ass fuck
Me: Yeah but it made for a tasty Colorado Special