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Never came home from buying the milk at the grocery store.
kid:Mom where did dad go 23 years after I was born??
mom:he is your dad so he won’t come back
the person that left to get the milk and didn't come back
kid: mommy wheres dad
mom: he left to get the milk
the person that left to get the milk and didn't come back
kid: mommy wheres dad
mom: he left to get the milk
DAD: an acronym that stands for dead and decomposing, usually used when a person finds something really funny.
Dude 1 : "Bro, have you seen this tiktok?"
Dude 2:" Yeah bro, it had me DAD."
DAD: an acronym that stands for dead and decomposing, usually used when a person finds something really funny.
e. g: Dude 1 : "Bro, have you seen this tiktok?"
Dude 2:" Yeah bro, it had me DAD."
A man who is in your life then 9 time out of 10 leaves "for the milk"
Mum where is my dad
Getting the milk
The person who has been with you your whole life..... oh wait.
MOM!!! THAT'S WHY DAD LEFT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!