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Super Straight

Someone who is attracted to opposite gender that he/she are born with.

I'm Super Straight so I only date women who are born women.

by Newbreed69 May 30, 2022

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Super Straight

A term used by cis heterosexual individuals when specifying that they will only sexually or romantically pursue another cis person of the opposite gender/sex. Perhaps it is because they only date to marry and want to start a family with who they marry, are religious, or are just sexually attracted to the characteristics and genitals of the opposite sex. However, it comes across as ignorant because

1. when youโ€™re straight it is assumed that you are only attracted to the opposite sex and nobody in everyday society would ridicule you for it.

2. this term is also used as a dog-whistle by people who genuinely hate trans people.

Lady 1: So what was your response when he asked you out?
Lady 2: I had to politely turn him down and I let him know that we could still be friends. I told him that I identify as super straight and explained how itโ€™s ideal for me to date for marriage and have children. It didnโ€™t go as planned... he said he understood, but he had a shocked and heartbroken expression.
Lady 1: Itโ€™s not that he was shocked by your preference, but that you used โ€œsuper straightโ€ which is a common dog whistle used by transphobic people.

Lady 2: I wish I had known. He mustโ€™ve felt unsafe.

by femmefata!e March 20, 2021

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Super Straight

Someone with a PREFERENCE that only wants to date cis people of the opposite sex.

Jacob: "Hey I'm super straight"
Emily: "Oh so ur just transphobic"
Jacob: "No it's just a preference"

by some1 w a brain May 13, 2022

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Super Straight

A fake sexuality to excuse transphobia. Claimed to be a preference but is a mockery of the lgbtqiap+ community.

Person 1: Hey bro, my girlfriend is trans.
Person 2: Ew, so she's a dude?
Person 1: No, she's a girl.
Person 2: But she was born a dude. I could never, I'm super straight.
Person 1: She literally has bottom surgery, how tf would you know. You would only not date a trans women other than genetailia preference solely due to the fact they're trans. You realize you're invalidating her gender, right? That's transphobia dumb shit.
Person 2: She's literally a dude, I'm not gay. And I'm not transphobic.
Person 1: She's not a man, she's a woman. You saying she's a man IS transphobia.

by I'm literally better than you March 22, 2021

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Super Best Friends

A holy group consisting of relgious figures. Includeing Jesus, Mohammed, Joseph Smith, Krishna, Sea Man, Bhudda, Moses, and Lao Zi. In a southpark episode they unite against the cult of David Blaine which actually alludes to Scientology.
Some believe that the super best friends also have super epic mounts:
Jesus: Unicorn
Mohammed: Twelve Teeted Camel
Joseph Smith: A Sly Fox
Krishna: An Elephant
Bhuda: Panda
Moses: Serpeant
Lao Zi: Chines Dragon
Sea Man: Sea Horse

Super Best Friends UNITE!

by Jordan Reindl March 12, 2008

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super bowl 51

The craziest game in NFL history. Giving Tom Brady his 5th ring, more than any qb ever. First super bowl to ever go into half time. The pats were behind 3-28 and tied the game in the last quarter then won by a touchdown in sudden death. The biggest comeback in super bowl history.

Are the Patriots really the best ever?
Of course! Remember Super Bowl 51

by Csg1221 February 6, 2017

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Super Tux Kart

A game only for true chads.

A: I heard he is playing Super Tux Kart.
B: Wow! He's a chad gamer!

by CheryX March 23, 2022