When you try to drink from a vessel that's much too large for your mouth to take so you get covered in liquid.
"Ooh! Check her out! She's playing the French Flute!"
If there is a french racing driver or a manufacturer taking part in a motorsport race weekend,they must suffer at least one mechanical failure that will result in either a DNF or 0 points race result.
"The Alpine car's engine shut off and they've stopped on the track.That's French Tax for you."
A Insult to A French man who likes cheese so much
My Brother Antoine, You dumb French Cheese Tosser how DARE YOU!
A nice butt on a woman, usually French.
"Damn, dude! That girls got some serious French fromage booty!"
A person receives (or experiences) a French Circus when seated in an armchair and another person stands on the arms and grinds their crotch in the recipients' face. Often part of a lap dance.
I had a great French Circus at the strip club last night...
a beautiful language, but don’t let it fool you. Once you dig deeper, she is like a rotten egg… pretty on the outside, but when you try to open, she kills you immediately.
God, why did i choose french language… it’s so pretty, but learning it is horrible! Reminds me of a rotten egg.