Canned beaver

A Canned Beaver is what you call a girl who have a new cock every week.

Person 1: “Hey, did you hear about Ashley?”
Person 2: “Don’t mess with her man she’s on of those Canned Beavers.”

Yer heid in a tin can

Scottish phase used to imply that what a person has said or done is incorrect.

Yer heid in a tin can

can u stop being annoying

A teacher is around and your pissed but if you curse youll get in hella trouble
AKA means can u stop being the biggest bitch on the planet thank you

Girl:Do u want it,i said you u want it
You"can u stop being annoying

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck looked like you

Ok you must have listened to KSI ft. Ricegum's new song before looking this one up. Fair enough !

So this one was directed at 'Ethan', one of the Sidemen members known as "Behzinga" and it's basically KSI asking Ethan how much wood can a woodchuck, CHUCK, if the woodchuck looked like him, which means if the woodchuck was FAT like Ethan.

So basically he's calling Ethan fat... From the start KSI seems to sum up the whole song !

I have a feeling that the 'Yo Mama' channel would like these fat jokes.

JJ : How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck looked like you ?
Ethan : Idk, if you're calling me fat are we counting the fat in your tits ?
Supa Hot Fire and his crew : OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

can i party with you

Fuck

Boy: can I party with you?

Girl: Hell yeah!

Boy: you know what I mean?

Girl: fuck?
Boy: yeahhhh

can of plans

A set of plans for the night, day, or morning.

What are we doing tomorrow?

Here is the can of plans:
1. Go to the pregame
2. Smoke some reefer

3. Rage face at the party.

business man in a can

Any generic executive that communicates in vague or cliché business terms and acronyms but otherwise provides no significant benefit to an organization or project aside from a positive review if he is your superior.

We had a couple of analyst and a financial guy in the meeting, and one business man in a can.