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When an occasion arrises in which you have to leave in a hurry so you end up operating a vehicle with socks and no shoes.
My girl said she home alone so I hit that sock pedal.
Someone who picks the lint off people's socks
Storm, the professional sock picker, surgically removes fuzz balls from Moira's sock.
The initiation of fellatio on an uncircumcised penis before it is fully erect, leaving the foreskin dangling like a wind sock. Arkansas is the home of Big River Steel, where the technique was pioneered.
Cashier: Why is your foreskin so floppy?
Customer: The missus just gave me the old Arkansas wind sock.
A sock made of the finest kashmir, filled with minced meat, that the man being uses for masturbating.
"Look at Jack go with thag Grippy Sock! Fapping his best with that sock filled with minced meat. I guess it makes it more real, no?
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When a person purposely chooses to wear just one sock while lounging around the house.
Person 1: Hey, where'd your other sock go?
Person 2: What do you mean? I took it off.
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Because I was too hot with both socks on.
Person 1: Oh....well then, nice ghetto sock.
The state of a sock after being ejaculated into
I had so many sock bones to pick up in my sons room.
when you’re about to clock out and go to bed
guys i’m sorry i’m so tired, i’m gonna have to stick my sock in some soup
or the sock has been souped