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it's just a cigarette

It's only a cigarette

It's just a cigarette and it cannot be that bad...

by David Broke September 12, 2022


Just Shy of Waist High

When someone is so scared of a splashdown, while taking a shit, that they try to time the pinch of the turd in question and immediately stand up, all with the purpose of gaining as much distance from the surface of the toilet water as possible. But they stand early...they're left straight legged when gravity takes over and the turd begins it's descent. The height where the turd falls from us just shy of waist high.

I felt the cooling embrace of the toilet water, drenching the back of my thighs after I stood up too soon and dropped a just shy of waist high.

by Mike the Fike... July 3, 2023


She's just a frined

A misspelling of a clause used to anger fans of the show Miraculous Ladybug because the main character (Marinette Dupain-Cheng) is 'just a friend' to the pissy uwu sadboy Love Interest of the show (Adrien Agreste) in the first episode, and also the main reason why most of the fanbase say that he's blind

Adrien: Marinette? She's just a frined
Miraculous Ladybug fandom: GET AN EYE CHECKUP YOU BLIND BOY!
People who got friendzoned but were used as an Item: Wait, you're actually friends?

by kuu-asaur September 28, 2021


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by HD BIG BLACK COCK April 10, 2024

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Just MarketingZ

Just MarketingZ is literally the best person to spend your Saturday with.
This person is also known to be fun, engaging and thrilling.
Those who are willing to spend time with this person, get ready to be a part of one of the best events of your college

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by Sgsjshd November 25, 2021


wow i just typed the abcs

congrats you get absolutely nothing

jk here’s a cookie 🍪

person 1-wow i just typed the abcs
person 2-“k but did i ask

by alexlol_ April 1, 2023


im just a baby

circle back

circle back
im just a baby

by bradleysheadissick May 18, 2024