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the thing i said after waking up from a dream about lesbian trees.
what happened in the dream: i was at a forest, and i was walking, then i saw two trees, and i somehow knew that they were a girl, and they were kissing... after I woke up, i loudly said, "LESBIAN TREES!" and my parents heard me.
"Today, I screamed, "LESBIAN TREES!", and my parents heard it."
An event in the 60s where you get clapped by guys in black pyjamas armed with AKs in the jungles.
I was in Vietnam when we were ambushed by talking trees.
You know what a comfort woman is. Comfort tree is basically a comfort woman, but it's a tree.
btw a comfort woman is, during the ww2, women that were used to satisfy the soldiers needs sexually etc.
Person A: look at that Comfort tree
Person B: nice Comfort tree
Constant burp breath for a prolonged period of time.
"Bitch you got Tree Trunk Breath!"
To pee so hard you could take the bark off of a tree
“When I was young, I could piss the bark off a tree.”
when you and your friends plant a tree branch in the ground and then take turns pissing on it.
me and my friends went tree-loving last night.
A small but reliable tree removal company located in Northern Michigan USA.
Mark: "We really need to get that tree removed!"
Lisa: "Yeah, I'll call Grip N' Rip Tree Removal in the morning."
Mark: "Good idea, they are affordable and efficient!"