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sand in your vagina

a condition causing bad moods, usually experienced by females but also can affect some males. Can only be fixed by a douche!

You're in a bad mood today, have you got sand in your vagina?

by rubberbudgie October 9, 2003

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sand in your vagina

When someone is bein impossible. Comin at you bitching over any and everything

All I said was "look hun,we got 4 grand a month goin out in credit card bills, unless yo ass plannin on gettin a job maybe you should chill on the........

(Her) nigga who the fuck is you talkin to like that. Last time I checked YO ass was paying 19.99 a month for your "milfs with jugs" subscription

Me - what a bitch, you obviously have sand in your vagina , don't worry, it should clear up in 2 or 3 days

by hookdaddy November 10, 2015

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New vagina smell

This is akin to "new car smell". The feeling you get when you sit in a new car and enjoy that scent of a "new" car. Thus, new vagina smell, or nvs, is that feeling when you enjoy the scent of a "new" vagina. Please note, although the vagina may not necessarily be "new", it's new to you, especially compared to the old sandwich meat that you are currently fucking.

I am so sick of the old ball and chain, need to get me some "new vagina smell" soon.

by Carlos Hath Cock December 21, 2010

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Vagina meatloaf eater

*Someone who is ridiculous.
*someone who is stupid.
*a derogative term meaning someone or somegthing is so dumb

Wow Chelsea stop being so stupid, your such a vagina meatloaf eater.

by BallsB November 7, 2008

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sweaty vagina flap

Where the flaps of a woman's vagina become moist and clamp, creates a rancid overpowering smell, most likely to be found withing teenage girls. Can be used as an insult

Girl 1: OMG i have a sweaty vagina flap!! :(

Guy 1: Its ok i once had an anal cunumdrum that's much worse!!

Girl 1: How is it?! This reeks!

Guy 1: Trust me, its bad

by m-winters July 14, 2011

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jazz hands vagina

When her outer lips are way out of control, and look like a bunch of flailing fingers surrounding a gaping mouth. A vagina which appears to be impersonating jazz hands.

I had to close my eyes when I went down on her, though, because she had a jazz hands vagina

by freaksalad August 15, 2014

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Greasy Monkey Vagina

A term used for a small faggot who loves to tickle monkeys.

Also used as an adjective to describe ones hairy greasy vagina clit.

Oh dear,that man is tickling a monkey pussay, what a greasy monkey vagina.

Oh my that woman has a hairy vaginal cliterus, what a greasy monkey vagina.

by Amanwhosavedthenegros July 20, 2011

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