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Taylor Tree

A "Taylor Tree" is a rare species of tree that only sprouts in the presence of a female athlete who has an aversion to sour cream. Instead of leaves, it has tiny sports bras hanging from its branches and its fruit are naturally flavored protein shakes. Touching the trunk magically improves your sports game, but only if you've loudly declared your disdain for sour cream within the last 24 hours.

“ After Jenny, who detested sour cream and was known for her fierce competitiveness, planted the mysterious seed, she couldn't believe her eyes when a Taylor Tree sprouted, complete with tiny sports bras and trophies hanging from its branches.”

“ During the neighborhood barbecue, Sarah couldn't help but boast about her Taylor Tree, claiming its protein shake fruits gave her the edge in every tennis match, but she had to admit that the tree's competitive nature had scared away all the other plants in her garden.”

by Thy Dark One August 28, 2023


sharon taylor

The worst Mum you could ask for

Wow, she is such a Sharon Taylor

by Sick boy 4 January 24, 2018


Taylor Romanowich

Biggest Hoe in the school

Here comes Taylor Romanowich!

by Frosty55 October 25, 2019


Taylor Moon

Is a hot bitch

“You look so Taylor Moon rn!”

by Demonic_orb November 25, 2021


MA Taylor Lautner

dripping with sexiness. quiet and enjoys playing with his retainer.

Asian? no. filipino? no. what is he? he's MA Taylor Lautner... GO MA TLAUT!

by belapot October 20, 2010


Taylor Emilee Elizabeth

The most beautiful , Smart and the most fun person and Woman to be around and her eyes are beautiful just like her Smile and who has a laugh that is so Contagious. She’s loyal to those she loves and if you cross the line and mess with any of her loved ones you will pay in the very worst way. Don’t start none won’t be none!

I wish I could be just a little like Taylor Emilee Elizabeth everything she does is Amazing!

by Amazing Tay January 12, 2025


Gavin "Phoenix" Taylor

The character tens to be very stupid. But is the only person that is to be known with the term know as "Rizz" as this person is able to to pull bitches. The are also very much pansexual.

Gavin "Phoenix" Taylor is pretty stupid

by Simbason August 9, 2023