spank you

A term commonly used by males to waitresses to be funny. Usually is accompanied by a slap on the ass.

Guy 1. Dude I just said spank you to that waitress and got kicked out of the restaurant.

Guy 2. Nice

You Like That?

Phrase most commonly used to say, "Hey, I am cooler than you are and look what I can do" or "Did that get your attention"

Josh says to Brent, "You really know how to hunt those cougars"...Brent replies, "You like that?"

bun you

The expression of saying 'allow you'....When you can't be bothered with someone....It can also be used as a reply to an insult

1)'Your a waste'
'Bun you!'

2) 'Hey girl can I have your number?'
'Bun you!'

you are funny

ur not actually funny

i think you are funny
p.s. ur not

Where you be

It’s like where you been but it’s where you be for d-u-m-b people (:

Where you be fool?
Dude I haven’t seen you in a while, where you be?

you sweet

1.a person who thinks they hott but they a pretender.

This kid thinks hes sweet.

you better

Same as "you should", though it can be use for any subject (I, he, she, we, it, they). Implies advice or warning. Common in the southern US, this phrase has been shortened down from:

You would be better off if you...
You would be better to ...
You'd be better...
You'd better...
You better...

Sometimes as a threat, a person will mistakingly say "you had better...", but the correct uncontracted version is "would" not "had".

You better get started on that paper if it's gonna be done by Monday.

You better be in this house when the street lights come on.

You better put them trash cans up on the porch, so's the dogs ain't gettin in 'em.