are you cooked?

Cooked is a term for someone to politely refer to a Junkie who has lost all self control, they are usually the ones caught on video getting a fight over traffic, in shopping centres walking around not buying anything, picking up cigarette butts on the street, walking around in a T Shirt and Shorts in Winter, many more traits.
It used to refer to pot smokers being stoned but now its more the Ice/Meth/Shabu users who are just lost in their habit

Cooked Dude: Drives over a foot path, down the curb and around the corner crashes in to a power pole in middle of the day.
Bystander: What the F is wrong with you, are you cooked bro?
Cooked Dude: Ohhh errrr, ummmm yeah, ahhhhh

Are you cooked? is more rhetorical and derogatory in nature implying that someone is a mess, and their life is consumed in drugs.

you reek

When you smell

Person 1: I haven’t showered in weeks

Person 2 : oh that’s why you reek

Are you gay?

1.A question of one's sexuality
2.Way of showing Disapproval
Im going to the dance instead of hanging with you guys.
What? Are you Gay?

Ex.1 Dude my ass is huge?
Wow. Are you gay?

Ex.2 Im going to the dance instead of hanging with you guys.
What? Are you Gay?

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Fuck You

A good greeting and a good way to get to know people.

Person 1: Hello.
Person 2: Fuck you!
Person 1: Well met.

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spank you

A term commonly used by males to waitresses to be funny. Usually is accompanied by a slap on the ass.

Guy 1. Dude I just said spank you to that waitress and got kicked out of the restaurant.

Guy 2. Nice

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You Like That?

Phrase most commonly used to say, "Hey, I am cooler than you are and look what I can do" or "Did that get your attention"

Josh says to Brent, "You really know how to hunt those cougars"...Brent replies, "You like that?"

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bun you

The expression of saying 'allow you'....When you can't be bothered with someone....It can also be used as a reply to an insult

1)'Your a waste'
'Bun you!'

2) 'Hey girl can I have your number?'
'Bun you!'

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