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toalie monster

When you go for a poo and you look in the toilet and it's gone.. You've been plagued by the toalie monster

Dude the toalie monster stole my shit!!

by Samboooooo July 12, 2014


Cookie Monster cup

A cup with Cookie Monsters head on it

I have a Cookie Monster cup

by Paper oof July 29, 2022


The Monster mash

When a person has a bowel movement while showering and proceeds to force it down the drain with his/her foot.

I could tell from her glistening brown toes that Ethel had done the monster mash this morning.

by Stinner July 6, 2018


The monster mash

The act of having mashed potatoes on the female genitals while a male fucks her through the mashed potatoes

The act of "the monster mash 2 Frankensteins revenge" is when you paint the mashed potatoes green

I just hit the monster mash with your sister

by Mr money manbbg April 10, 2024


The monster mash

When a women puts mashed potatoes in her vagina and has a man fuck her without a condom . Then the two eat the mashed potatoes. If the mashed potatoes are expired then it is called "The Monster mash 2, Frankenstein's revenge"

Me and your mom did the monster mash last night

by Mr money manbbg April 15, 2024


ego monster

Someone who likes to be better than anyone else

See Marcus over there? He told me I can't lift because I'm not pretty. What an ego monster.

by Dream smasher February 29, 2016


monster nap

(v.)Often confused with too much sleep. A monster nap is when you sleep for almost a full day due to lack of sleep the day before.

"Why was Derek pissed off at the dodgeball game?"
"We woke him up from his monster nap."

by theonewhoflops October 17, 2017