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The Alex is when you go to a dance (preferably a homecoming) in a makeshift last minute outfit, because your wardrobe has to lack a nice enough fit that you won’t get clowned for. Upon arriving at said homecoming, you have to get your woman taken by somebody who has been attempting people to get them to call him a certain nickname for over a year.
“Bro I can’t believe I pulled The Alex at this year’s homecoming. I didn’t think Justin could steal her out of everybody.”
A genuine, but sometimes secretive friend. He is logically oriented and a cunning planner. Although he can easily attain a partner, he usually tends to be a lone wolf because he doesn't believe in a frivolous relationship, and yearns for true love. They tend to not subscribe to the conventions of society, doing what they feel is most entertaining or comfortable. He is self-validated, and a risk taker, although his outward confidence hides a more vulnerable character. True Alex's won't be involved in activities like Football and Lacrosse, the ones who do are usually shorter and less comfortable with their masculinity. Due to their creativity and determination, Alex's are goal-oriented and work tirelessly to reach their long term mission. He loves having fun and will risk embarrassment for a good laugh. He never feels the need to drink or do drugs because he doesn't need them to enjoy life. Overall, Alex's are a constant source of laughs and are exceptionally loyal friends you'd be lucky to have. But all children beware. They often pretend to be younger then they are and can have an alternate life where they are the biggest pedo you have ever met.
“Omg are they really letting Alex Butcher do work experience at a nursery. They know he’s a pedophile right.”
The most beautiful couple in the world. They love to take pictures of the sunset, play minecraft together and waking up early.
Do you know Dyani and Alex they are so cute!!
One who breaks up with roommate... but takes the prized possession- The Toaster Oven.
He does this, while the roommate has sentimental value & assumes values.
Then. He doesn’t even use it.
Dick.
Dude. I thought we were friends. Alex the Thief
I went to make my delicious toast... And. It.Was.Gone. The precious toaster oven.
The only female in the Just Dance Mobile Team and the best member on the team (but they don't know it)
JDMT Alex has the best mashups
the hottest man to exist, he can ruin my life and i'll thank him.
Julia: Do you Alex Truner from Arctic Monkeys?
Me: bitch yes, that's my boyfriend
Who’s Alex Bunning and what’s the meaning you ask? Well, he’s a one off. A rare find. A catch. An absolute sort. Salty potato. Like gold dust. He’s both corrrrr blimey and how’s ya father. Proper corker and he’s a belter.
He’s fiercely loyal and kind. He’s generous. He’s a best friend and an impeccable and attentive lover. He will make you laugh, surprise you, and romance the hind legs off of you.
He has dimples to die for.
He will sweep you off of your feet and make you feel nothing but elation and ecstasy.
He’s got over 70 tattoos, a quirky skater boy dress sense, dimples that you could just melt into and he oozes sex appeal.
His teeth are perfect.
He doesn’t argue, he encourages your confidence and allows you to be your complete self.
Did I mention dimples?
I’d go as far as to say the man is utterly faultless.
He’s also mine... And only mine. And I’m incredibly proud to say that he is. I love him endlessly and he has without a doubt stolen my heart
Person One: Is that Alex Bunning?!
Person Two: Sure looks like him, the dimple dude? Play it cool...
Person One: Yeah, I hear he belongs to Em Bryson? What an absolute sort he is
Person Two: You hear correctly, and yes, he sure is