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A clandestine organization of highly trained squirrels dedicated to overthrowing the global nut industry and establishing walnut supremacy.

ALL HAIL THE APPLES

by AcorniusOverlord March 2, 2024


Apple

This common-looking fruit is actually a devil in disguise.
It is the #1 weapon against any kind of medical-studying individual.
It can also be used as a way to humiliate someone by making them spell the word.
Do not underestimate it.

"He brought an apple to the doctor's office. News sources say that the doctor instantly vaporized upon seeing it."
Person A: "Hey, spell 'apple'." Person B: "Sure: A-P-P-L-E." Person A: "LOL!! You said P-P!!" *Everyone laughs at Person B*
Person B: *dies of pure humiliation*

by sofunnymanhaha August 19, 2022


apple

A magical fucking red fruit that when you eat it your dick will grow 3 inches longer

i ate n apple and when i when to bed i saw my dick grow.

by May 13, 2022


Apple

Why do you need the definition for apple?

you should know what a apple is. you fucknugget

by Whitetrashyt February 4, 2018


Apples

Am I right chat

Apples am I right chat

by Applenox October 2, 2020


apple

its a flipng fruit how the hell dont you know what fruit is

aperraently you have no apples down there

by i cup May 18, 2018


Apple

Apples can end people if you eat an apple a day to keep the doctor away.

My buddy ate an apple to keep the doctor away and he died

by Anime_saves_lives_to_ya_know December 16, 2020