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Asshole

1. Annoying egotistical people.

2. A name you call a close friend but do not mean it in a harsh way.

1. I fucking hate you asshole. Get out of my life.

2. Love you asshole

by Tree Diego November 17, 2017


Asshole

When someone gets upset over things that aren't worth getting upset over. Life is too short to be acting mean or yelling. Have perspective on the real issues. Being an asshole is blowing thing up to be way bigger than it needs to be.

Don't be an asshole Steve!! Happy wife happy life!!

by Melba82 March 5, 2017


Asshole

Zach Crain is a narcissistic, egotistical, man/child who can only be defined by one word. (Asshole)

Zach was pulling a zach and being an asshole

by Fuckkitt buckitt February 16, 2023


Jack-asshole

Noun. One who is simultaneously so idiotic and such a jerk that s/he goes beyond just "jack ass" or "asshole" to a combination of the two.

Also related: jack-assholery.

Did you see that truck taking up four parking spaces in the lot? That guy's a real jack-asshole.

by holacrr June 30, 2013


Right in the middle of the asshole bitch

Phrase used when someone kicks his asshole.

(She falls and kicks his ass) Right in the middle of the asshole bitch!

by BenPC August 14, 2017


A fat asshole

Pull your cheeks apart and fart. If it still made a sound, you’ve got a fat asshole.

“Couldn’t you have done that silently?!”

“Can’t help that I have a fat asshole, Sharon.”

by Rocky Mudds October 29, 2023


Asshole Brita

A human anus with hair so full and coarse that it filters the fecal mater.

That Tacobell was brutal, it was a little hard to push through the old asshole brita

by sushikid0 December 18, 2021