shaved monkey

Man: Mankind: Human Beings: After all, the only thing that seperates man from all other primates is the ability to manipulate a razor.

every human being is a shaved monkey, some more than others.

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fudge monkey

a fudge monkey is a retarted kid.

Tommy, the kid in the special ed class is a fudge monkey.

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northern monkey

A term that southeners call humans from the north of england due to the norths advanced evolutionary state.
Not to be associated with "Jocks"

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Mud Monkey

From the television show Supernatural.

A rude name for humans coined by the Angel Uriel.

"We're wasting time with these Mud Monkeys."

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Monkey brains

Lack of intellect and common sense.

George Weasel Bush

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ketchup monkey

a guy (usually self centered kiwis) whos diet is primarily ketchup . usually heinz but will try almost every dish smattered with some kind of ketchup.

ketchup monkey;; "mate have ya seen the ketchup i need it for me cornflakes ay" i"n fact fack the cornflakes just give me the ketchup"

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sauce monkey

A person that drinks a lot.

Everytime I see Mary she's drunk...What a Sauce Monkey!

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