cake sesh

the act of flirting with a girl you like,getting her to like you, "spitting game"

"damn he's on that cake sesh with brittany"

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poopy cakes

Poopy cakes- the Adjective in which you use in a sentence when you are supposedly1.taking a math test and you mess up, or 2.maybe you could've lost an item oh so precious to you heart and then you could scream out poopy cakes

1. "Oh crap I messed up, POOPY CAKES!" 2. "Poopy cakes I lost my necklace!"

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sand cakes

When you're fucking a girl and you throw sand in her pussy while you finish.

Me: Do you want some sand cakes, babe?
Her: Hell yea

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Cake snatcher

A large person who eats large amounts of food in one sitting, usually sweet things.

"man you gotta grab some food quick before it goes!"
"Yeah, those cake snatchers are lurking".

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Puss-cake

Someone is weak like a cat (puss) and soft (cake)

Can't believe you got scared your such a puss-cake !

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Cake Topper

(noun) - a nice looking but useless person in an organization or team sport.

He plays midfield... hired as a fan favorite to play there, he's chummy with the brass, but really doesn't do much and has blown many scoring opportunities, the dude is a cake topper.

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Cake Spank

Anal sex. Or an ass slap but only for nice smooth round delicious butts. Cake is to butt as spank is to well, erm spank. Also one of the hypest ways to you know, do it!! SEX SEX SEX. Doggy style ya dig?

We cake spanked last night. I couldn't resist she just had the hottest cakes man.

I've never cake spanked before..

OOOH i just wanted to spank those cakes!

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