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The single worst place in the universe.
Where human rights are banished upon stepping into a room. You cannot sip water, eat, go to the toilet or have a fair trial. The place where we are beaten up, bullied, stolen from, forced to write until you have aches in our arms, where you cannot speak without fear of horrible punishment. Where if seven hours of solid work is not enough to impress a teacher, you are given two hours of homework.
AND, if the homework is incomplete, you are forced into detention for three hours, tearing up paper.
School is the only place that can get away with such universal cruelty. Oh, and apparently, education is too good to miss. BULLSHIT.
A friend Oh you study on Dominican College of Tarlac
Me : you mean hell?
A college just outside Dorchester where farmers gather to talk about em cows n sheep. There is a small group of students in the health and fitness course who care about nothing especially health and fitness, they hang out at the back entrance of the college doing drugs and smoking because they are “cool”. All of the fuckboys are in that course so girls stay clear, any male doing animal welfare is most likely into other men and the girls either sleep around or lick their professors arses (ass well as the animals) all equine girls *bitchy slags* and then the rest of the college is handycap :))
Person 1: where do you go to college then
Person 2 ( in a dorset farmer accent): Kingston Maurward college
Person 1: agriculture?
Person 2: wanna see my tractor?
Person 1: is that code language for slag from equine if so sure....
Yes, when someone puts "Hill College Survivor" in their Instagram bio-especially if they played baseball-it usually means they:
• Played for Hill College in Hillsboro, Texas, which is a JUCO (junior college) with a reputation for intense baseball training.
• Survived the notorious program which is known for pushing its players hard, with tons of running, conditioning, and discipline.
• It is as a badge of honor
If you play and graduate from hill college, you become a hill college survivor.
When you super glue your homies foreskin to his sheets. He then gets morning glue…and…bam. College Circumcision.
Dylan stole my weed so I gave him a College Circumcision
This College knows everything about you, from your date of birth, to your credit card information and social security number. They know your IP address. They will keep you at Rolleston College until you're a depressed vegan activist. While Nick Wilde is the Principal of Rolleston College.
"I'd like to name my New Born Child, Rolleston College!"
the limes college is a sutton behaviour school where delinquent kids are sent when they cant stay in mainstream school like any normal child. The school is full of bitchy girls with rbfs and mad dirty looks everywhere they go and dickhead boys who are very immature and only hobby is pissing of the girls and play fighting each other. the teachers are either very chill and nice or extreme cunts and most the time have no control over the kids at the school, they have also been called every offensive name under the sun (cunt being the most popular)
every girl either wears a skirt short enough or trousers tight enough to see their ass and 95% of students have no gcses in sight. Most kids there think there hard and think that people will be scared of them if they see their school logo and actually sometimes that is the case when in reality the most these students are guilty of is bare attitude, mad anger issues and the ability to get out of lessons and pull the fire alarms. But over all the school is mainly just basic sutton chavs and wannabe roadmen
although in general the school is fun and great friendships are formed there. most people get along well and most students are actually fairly nice, good friends and entertaining to be around. the most used phrases you will hear at this school are ‘suck your mum’ ‘kill yourself’ and finally the basic ‘omgg fuck off’
‘where do you go to school’
the limes college sutton why?
when you find girls from your high school attractive when you go to the same college as them
1: i saw rebecca last night and she looked so good
2: rebecca from ap us history ?
1: yeah
2: bro you got college goggles…