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GOAT Day is on the 10th of July. This day celebrates the amazing achievement of the 2 footballing kings Messi and Ronaldo; they both won their first international trophies on this day. Additionally, 10th of July is shown as 10/07 on the English calendar and in football Lionel Messi is widely known as the greatest number 10 to ever exist whilst Cristiano Ronaldo is known as the greatest number 7 to ever exist.
OH YES! It is Finally GOAT DAY. Messi and Ronaldo are the absolute GOATS of football, they are on a league of their own.
A day where we celebrate the death of the legend Kobe Bryant and that he will always be in our hearts.
Today is Mamba Day
Opposite Day (n): Today is opposite day, so you must say no for yes and yes for no. It's also the only day you go back and stay back.
Opposite Day is the day where everything is reversed. But if opposite day is opposite day then shouldn't opposite day be opposite to opposite day? Meaning that everything that is opposite is opposite because opposite is opposite of opposite
2nd Grader: Hey student(teacher in this case), did you know today is opposite day.
Teacher: No, I didn't. But if today is opposite day little Timmy, shouldn't it be opposite?
2nd Grader: Wtf does that say?
that special day to show off your parter, june 1st,
this is they day for all our non-bionary people in relationships
today is partner day, are u going to post them?
of course iām gonna post them
Bitch May 13th! Cuddling Day! Get your man/girl/dog/cat/fish/alligator/momma/dad Whatever tf u want a cuddle š„°š„
Girl: " Ayy baby u wanna cuddle ? Since its cuddling day yk"
Boy: " Sure babygirl, C'mere "
The definition of a complete cunt who no one likes and wishes for her to die.Everyone gets excited after they hear they have a cover but then Fucking miss day walks in and shouts at you for breathing
The definition MISS DAY is a CUNT
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July 11th is the day where all twinks are appreciated and loved by their cute daddies.
Alberto: Happy twink day Max! Finally the recognition you need!
Max: Aw thanks Alberto!