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hey riad get it through your helmet... Don't worry, i'm not a vegan
A play on the old phrase, "Don't forget to write", but in a more modern context where technology replaces what would be done manually.
High-schooler: I can't believe summer is over.
His older brother: Yep, back to college for me!
High-schooler: Hey, don't forget to Skype.
His older brother: Will do, bro. Will do.
when you sit down and bae sits two seats down from you (on a train, couch, etc)
*leaves an empty seat between u two for no apparent reason*
"boy what are u doing? don't one-seat me!"
Do you really not think that or are you using the fact that I said "Women don't need a choice" and fabricating something entirely out of spite?
Hym "I don't think you're actually capable of thinking well."
What the quiet kid who think's he is the main character tells kids and "attempts" to become a school shooter tomorrow.
Hunter: Don't come to school tomorrow.
John: Oh my god, you're not the fucking main character.
I don't like Jessi from Unpretty Rapstar
I don't like Jessi from Unpretty Rapstar
What someone says when the (stupidly) leave their fries unattended. Usually resulting in at least five fries gone when they get back.
Person 1: "Don't eat my fries."
Person 2: "A'ight"
Person 2 eats a fry
Person 1 throws water bottle at Person 2's stomach, making him spit out the fry
Person 1: "What we learn?"