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Person 1- David how’s your girlfriend?
David - Uhh. We split up she told me that she was lesbian.
A retard that does numb shit and gets angered quick and is into child porn but is also chill at some time when not throwing a hissy fit
David:Gift me the fucking renegade emote now bitch
Anyone else: shut ur dumbass up David
*Another word for describing someone of Asian decent.
*David is a very popular name for a Chinese man. Its seen as good luck if you name your child david, great riches will come your way!
Me "Were are you from?"
You "I'm from china"
Me "oh so you're a david?"
David is an extremely complex individual. He’s multifaceted and deep. He’s pensive but hardly an introvert. He’s the total antithesis of quiet. Instead he’s opinionated and boisterous. But, don’t be fooled he’s very strategic with his delivery. He’ll never speak out of context and his charm/wit is alluring. He’s trustworthy and honest; he couldn’t lie even if he wanted to. He’s proud of what he’s accomplished, yet humble with no need to brag.
Name one person you’d call when you need advice. David, I’d call a David
David is a loser dick fuckwad piece of shit drunken controlling tiny sick brainless ball sack.
Oh that guy... he’s such a David.