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He is my best friend, boyfriend, and the love of my life. The tol to my smol. He is kind, caring, passionate, handsome, smart, and amazing. Constantly making sure to make those are around him are in great care. Leaves a smile on your face or at least make you laugh all the time.
David is one of a kind
the kind of guy who has to starve himself to have a sixpack. all he ever talks about is how big his muscles are. he has an ugly ass birthmark on his chin. he thinks he's going to be a lottery pick in both the nba and nfl. but we all know that if he does get on a team he'll go down as an undrafted free agent that the team only picks up to fill the roster in. after games he'll party hard, but no one will know who he is and when the team is getting high on cap space they'll have to let him go. although it's not a huge loss, his wife will leave him with his 3 kids, DeShawn, MarShawn, and Bill. he'll then try acting and book his first gig as an extra on a show that gets cancelled after it's second episode because it's very garbage.
David: ma i just got drafted
David 3 years later: ma i just got accepted into the plummers association!
David a person that never wants to take his car out , goes to church on sundays “ ill see wusup” means ( he’s not showing up ) . Has a little bit of dj caution vibes to him
Es un hombre muy guapo y atractivo. Es un agarrado y pocas veces comparte su dinero, pero aún así es un encanto y tiene a todo el mundo a sus pies.
Sí David te invita a cenar significa que está enamorado de ti
David is the cutest man alive. He got that 8 inch dick, and his body count is 1500+. Don't ask how I know that though...
Girl: You know David?
Girl 2: Yeah omg hes so hot
Girl: Should I ask him out for prom?
Girl 2: Yas queen
a david is a person who likes to sniff the male’s ballsacks. a david is a person who sniffs so hard that he can take all of the earth’s oxygen.
did you hear that we have a david in our class?