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David

A David has the biggest dick you have ever seen

David has a big dick

by BotsRBetter March 12, 2022


David

Most likely a male friend that don’t invite his friends to his wedding

David should feel bad

by Ssskkajska August 23, 2020


David

1. A maths nerd
2. And a bit of an english nerd (even though he'll never admit it)
3. Has the floofiest hair
4. Is the most amazing perfect guy EVER

"Look at that purple dinosaur out with his lawnmower - nevermind its just David!"

by dsl345897 November 7, 2022


David

Going number 2. Passing a bowel movement. Taking a crap, poop, or shit. Pushing a turd through your booty hole sphincter.

I have to go take a David. I feel a David coming on.

by Bigdullytruck31 December 15, 2023


David

David

David

by November 23, 2021


David

Sigma grindset, hustle never stops, money aint sleeping.
An absolute unit, sigma in every way.
The literally Thomas Shelby.
Rizzly Bear.
🚫 LGBT
🚫 Drugs
βœ… Hella Bitches
βœ… Absolute Hustler
βœ…

P1: You watched Peaky Blinders?
P2: Yeah, I have to say David is a 1:1 replica of Thomas Shelby

by GingerRizzler September 11, 2023


David

Circumcised. Slight lilt. Generally unseemly.

β€œI heard he had a David”

β€œπŸ€€β€

by no34 November 1, 2023