1. A maths nerd
2. And a bit of an english nerd (even though he'll never admit it)
3. Has the floofiest hair
4. Is the most amazing perfect guy EVER
"Look at that purple dinosaur out with his lawnmower - nevermind its just David!"
Going number 2. Passing a bowel movement. Taking a crap, poop, or shit. Pushing a turd through your booty hole sphincter.
I have to go take a David. I feel a David coming on.
A poet, such include: Life is a game of chess, a persons tears are like a flowing river, The shame of it, etc and etc. He could be the next world famous poet and you might not know it. He doesn't like to be called a poet though , but he is. So tease him about it until he follows his destiny.
OMG he is such a David
David the Poet is here
Omg Davids new line for his new poem is iconicccc
Circumcised. Slight lilt. Generally unseemly.
โI heard he had a Davidโ
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Sigma grindset, hustle never stops, money aint sleeping.
An absolute unit, sigma in every way.
The literally Thomas Shelby.
Rizzly Bear.
๐ซ LGBT
๐ซ Drugs
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Hella Bitches
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Absolute Hustler
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P1: You watched Peaky Blinders?
P2: Yeah, I have to say David is a 1:1 replica of Thomas Shelby