A David has the biggest dick you have ever seen
David has a big dick
Most likely a male friend that donβt invite his friends to his wedding
David should feel bad
1. A maths nerd
2. And a bit of an english nerd (even though he'll never admit it)
3. Has the floofiest hair
4. Is the most amazing perfect guy EVER
"Look at that purple dinosaur out with his lawnmower - nevermind its just David!"
Going number 2. Passing a bowel movement. Taking a crap, poop, or shit. Pushing a turd through your booty hole sphincter.
I have to go take a David. I feel a David coming on.
Sigma grindset, hustle never stops, money aint sleeping.
An absolute unit, sigma in every way.
The literally Thomas Shelby.
Rizzly Bear.
π« LGBT
π« Drugs
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Hella Bitches
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Absolute Hustler
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P1: You watched Peaky Blinders?
P2: Yeah, I have to say David is a 1:1 replica of Thomas Shelby
Circumcised. Slight lilt. Generally unseemly.
βI heard he had a Davidβ
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