An Official Dead Game

A game that has 1,000 players or less on a consistent basis, is considered an official dead game. Fortnite, commonly known as a “dead game” by the degenerates.

Normal Person: *plays Fortnite*
Degenerate: *sees Normal Person playing Fortnite* OMG BRO FORTNITE IS SO DEAD, GET A LIFE!
Normal Person: Fortnite has over 1,000 players playing on a consistent basis, therefore it is NOT an official dead game.

3👍 3👎

brain dead retard

They are usually a teenager named tai with gross bleached hair and do MMA. Often can be seen online upside down trying to get more blood to his brain. Occasionally they will drop a shitty “sad emo” song on their SoundCloud

“Did you hear what that brain dead retard dropped on SoundCloud last night?”

3👍 3👎

Dead bear penis

This is a highly complex sex position where the woman is giving a blowjob and right as you're about to blow your load all over her face you take your penis out of hee mouth and cock slap the shit out of her and then cumming all over the slap mark. Thus giving you the feeling you get when you get a dead leg except in your penis.

Lois was giving me the best blowjob so I just had to pull a dead bear penis.

5👍 4👎

drop dead ginger

the act of ringing somebodys door bell and running (this refers to the british term)

"go ring her door bell jimmy"
"no i dont like to drop dead ginger people"

3👍 3👎

dead horse race

Going nowhere (if you can imagine a race track with a bunch of dead horses, you get the picture).

This baseball game is taking forever... tied at the 19th inning... it's a real dead horse race.

3👍 3👎

Dead angry gravekeeper

When your doing your girlfriend in the ass and you grab a shovel and hit her in the head with it. Then you pull out and come in her eye. After that you take the shovel and snap it in half so half the shaft and the head of the shovel is in one hand and the other half of the shaft and the handle of the shovel is in the other hand. You then thrust the part of the shovel with the handle on it into her pussy, making sure the shaft goes in first not the handle. Finally you hit her in the head with the head of the shovel until she's dead and prop her up on a chair. You then put the part of the shovel with the head on it into her hands and she should look like a dead angry gravekeeper.

Jack: I gave Meg the dead angry gravekeeper last night.
Gus: Shit you killed her. Dude I think your gonna have to leave the country.

11👍 20👎

wave a dead chicken

to perform a task known to be ineffective simply to make it appear you are working to solve a problem.

i knew the proposal was way off base but i waved a dead chicken and corrected the spelling anyway.

5👍 7👎