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December 11th

Any person born on this day is a homosexual either in the closet or open to it.

Rudy is gay because he's born on December 11th!

by RUDY_IS_ALWAYS_WRONG December 11, 2019

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December 11th

National slap ass day

"Its December 11th!"
"So??"
"Slap their ass!"

by indiekidfr December 10, 2020

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December 11th

National slap ass day

"Its December 11th!"
"So??"
"Slap their ass!"

by indiekidfr December 10, 2020

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December 16

National get a boyfriend/girlfriend day! You have to go to your crush or anyone and ask them to date you! If not, slap them! This is the only day of the year that possibilities are through the roof of getting a boyfriend/girlfriend!

Hey Emma, it’s December 16. Be my girlfriend.

by emmycat December 10, 2020

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December 3th

I’m this day midgets shall give 5€/$/Β£ to some tall people (over 6’0 feet) and if they don’t the tall person can beat them

Ana- today is December 3th and short people have to give their tall friends 5 bucks sooo here are 5$
Anton- thanks

by Ricky aka big dick daddy777 November 23, 2021

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December 15

December 15- the day you have to send your bf/gf nudes.

Johnny: Babe, it’s December 15. You have to send me nudes.

Becky: Fineee

by Ben12737181-8 December 17, 2021

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no twerk december

Whole month of December no twerking grinding or booty movement what so ever

*Boy* :Since we had to deal with no nut November it's y'all turn now

NTD (no twerk December): no ass movement whatsoever , no twerking, grinding or butt movement whatsoever

by Itz. Karlaaaa December 2, 2019

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