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A mental palate cleanser, something to clear your mind after seeing something disturbing or simply having a bad day. see also, mindbleach, unicorn chaser.
Ugh, I've had a horrible day cleaning up roadkill. I need a brain douche.
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a conjunction of douche bag and dumb ass, used when your so mad you cant chose which one to use.
"that guy is such a douche-ass!" "president bush was a douche-ass!"
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A king douche is the leader of a scrappy group of friends. The king douche always is in a scrapping mood and tends to fight smaller weaker kids. King douches name usualley starts with an E. The king douche is always a redskins fan.
JT- yo stan whos that?
Stan- oh thats ethan, he's king douche
Ethan- yeah mofos
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utter nastiness, also something nasty that has been purposefully made nastier.
That pizza is pretty good, but if we stick it in the refridgerator then by tomorrow it'll be brewed douche.
et's brew that douche.
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Someone who tries to act like a douche and fails.
That pussy is trying to act all bad-ass. What a douche tart.
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The act of someone wearing socks with their adidas,nike,under armor, or jordan brand flip flops. It doesn't matter if the socks are midcalfs or not, its still douchey as hell. And theres no excuse for "its comfortable". Flip flops are ment to be worn without socks!
-"Look at that kid wearing those Douche Flops!"
- Wow what a douche, hes even wearing knee socks!"
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A word Defining a real special kinda person...you know the kind that never shuts the fuck up and always whines about silly shit....it adds insult to injury...when the normal douche just won't do the job...you refer to a person as a Douche nozzle!! Implying that they themselves clean dirty Vaginas!!! XD ahahaa!!
That Bradley Hodges is being extra Douchey today...man he is being a real Douche Nozzle!! lolololol!!!
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