A guy that is bad at playing tenor, can only get girls named molly, and is suboptimal.
Man, I swear Ethan is so lame.
He is the hottest and sexiest guy that you will ever meet! He is funny and has the best personality and his sense of humor is out of this world! With his sexy voice and soft hands your gonna want to never leave his side. He will always be there for the people and the girl he loves. but... he is extremely lucky to have this one of a kind girl in his life. She is litterly the best person you could ever meet!
the best person alive the gigachad of all names
ethan is just soooooooooooo awesome
Ethan is the type of guy that trips on a lego
John: Bro who was that short guy
Mike: That’s ethan
The most incredible man to ever exist, kind, funny, adorable, humble, caring, intelligent, handsome, and lovable.
Girl 1: Ethan is the most incredible man to ever exist, he’s kind, funny, adorable, humble, caring, intelligent, handsome, and lovable.
Girl 2: Ok.