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Made from grit (a piece of dirt ) means you were the sludge that remained and turned into pearl.
Made from grit; so yeah, another man's trash is another man's treasure.
Brady is derived from the name that stereotypically is a nerdy, geeky person. A fake person used in arguments when you want to make fun of someone. May or may not actually exist.
Person R: You're worse than Brady!
Person JK: Who's Brady?
Person R: Brady from school.
Person JK: What?
Person R: He is really bad at games but he's way better than you.
She's 12 but you shagged her anyway? You're such a jon from liverpool!
When a woman gets her period, which apparently is delivered by foot post from a woman named Sally. Oh, what a wretched job to have would that be. Like being served, she'd have to get creative and put them in pizza boxes for anyone to accept them anymore. Or maybe in this case, one gallon ice cream tubs.
I got a note from Sally yesterday, and I was not happy at all about it.
I heard Rebecca got a note from Sally right in the middle of her exam. It must have been so embarrassing!
When your girlfriend is giving you a golden shower and inadvertently defecates on you.
What started out as a lot of fun turned into a sloppy Joe from my girlfriend.
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When you walk into a dangerous ass garage and misty sends you on a 10k pack n load with 2 cats and 4 crates n 1 truck and John Helms says we Finna get out from down here 2 hours into the job, like cuh shit your old ass up we is not Finna get out from down here especially cuz you moving and slow motion and it’s so much fucking work left to be done cmon cuh
WelllLLLLL Jett, look here, let’s gone head wrap that couch up then we gone getting out from down here. (Job has just started)
When a guy or a girl gives you THE CLEAREST SIGNS that they are interested in you however you still mess it up.
Guy 1: "So bro this girl ive been talking to for a while asked me if she can come to my place for the night cause it's 'very late in the night' and she lives 'far away'. I said no cause I have to get home for my curfew and I called her an Uber."
Guy 2: "bro tomorrow's your graduation, you just earned a phd from fumble university."