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When you tape a 40 to each hand and can't take them off until you are finishied drinking them.
I almost pissed myself last night during an intense game of edward 40 hands.
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When a male character portrayed in a yaoi manga, and or anime, has over sized hands beyond normal proportion
Yaoi Animu Fangirl: That guy has a SERIOUS case of yaoi hand syndrome!
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When you cringe while watching people embarrassing/publicly humiliating themselves, especially when they DON'T deserve it. People who suffer from this are generally empaths, or they may suffer from severe social anxiety.
"I tried to tell my friends that Dave couldn't dance, but they forced him to anyway. I got second-hand embarrassment in the worst way while watching him. By the time I pulled him out, his face was the deepest shade of red imaginable, and it didn't take a rocket scientist to figure out that he was trying not to cry from embarrassment. We haven't been on speaking terms with those "friends" since that incident."
Moral of the story: Don't force people to do things they're not comfortable with, especially under protest. It may be funny to you, but you've gotta think of other people.
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Mike Fuentes's (drummer of Pierce the Veil) side project.
Rap, hip hop, catchy, bad ass.
Mikey Whiskey Hands
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What you get from pets when they lick their assholes and then lick you.
Guy #1: "Man, your cat is really affectionate!"
Guy #2: "I hate to say this, man, but Felix just gave you second-hand asshole!"
Guy #1: *kicks cat across the room*
When you combine feces, urine and semen inside your partner's anus and then use your hand to mix the contents. The feces can already be in there or you can defecate into your partner's anus yourself.
My girlfriend wanted me to give her a Hungarian hand blender. I'm not one to kink shame but that's taking it too far.
Another way of saying beating off
Hey Cam how about you and me go to pick up some chicks?
No thanks I have a date with my hand tonight.