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When poo string gets stuck in a horse's butt.
I found horse poo string when I met a horse.
someone is telling u to mentally stable… i could never
or your just a full on horse
sophia: hold your horses jess
jess: i could never
meant for people with an ugly laughter, because they probably just sound like a horse
(shut up, be quiet, etc,...)
Juliette: "HYAHYAHYAHYAHYAHYA"
"JULIETTE HOLD YOUR HORSES !"
When someone serves you a meal but gives you nothing to drink whatsoever, much to the annoyance of many people.
When I went to the restaurant the other day, they gave me nothing to drink, even when I asked for water 100 times! What a horse's meal.
Someone who will never accept that they are in the wrong and boast about how they are better than everyone else when given the opportunity. They tend to never shut the fuck up in general and usually have no proof to prove they're better than someone at anything, their blood pressure triples the minute someone says they're not good at something and their breathing rate becomes so fast they can't get words out of their mouth fast enough to debate which leads to them growling like a pansexual genderfluid furry. People with Horse-Cock Egos have usually had mental trauma from their childhood.
Jim: Hey Jack i'm good at Minecraft PVP, want to play Skywars duos?
Jack: Sure br-
Alex: Shut the fuuuuuuuuuck up i'm so much better than both of you i'd shit on both of you i'm a top 10 player in ranked (account deleted though).
Jack: Well what do we have here? Alex's Horse-Cock Ego just couldn't fucking resist.
Alex: I'm gonna fuckin looooooose it.
When you accidentally show up to the wrong place.
"Hey man you almost here?"
"Nah man I milk horsed it I'll be there in 5"
When you're girlfriend or furry is extremely pissed of at your shop you then in response call her a stupid horse or an animal without purpose
Shut the fuck up your stupid horse