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Hello, if you searched for this, chances are you're sad. I'm sorry you're feeling that way. It'll get better, I promise. I'm sorry, you'll just have to wait. But don't worry :) you look great! And a smile would compliment your look a lot.
You: "I'm sad."
Me: It's gonna be okay
"I'm zee" means sorry, but will be followed by a punishment. If you say "Im zee" then there is a chance you will get a beating from someone who you are apologizing to. This is used mostly on Long Island and parts of NYC and New Jersey.
Person 1: "I'm zee, jimmy, i spilled your water!"
Person 2: "Wow! you're gonna get a beating tonight!"
saying that a narcissistic person like you says
teacher: guys, next class we have an exam
student: yeah, I'm too pretty for this
An ineffective attempt to disown responsibility for being an asshole that actually emphasizes the fact that you are indeed an asshole.
Me: Ow, that coffee is HOT!
Asshole: You are such a wimp. I'm just sayin'.
Me: Take that asshole (while pouring hot coffee on the asshole's shoes).
I'm fucked up, insecure, neurotic, and egocentric
Dude 1: "Hey man are you okay?"
Dude 2, sitting on floor, staring into space: "I'm fine."
Your girlfriend isn't really fine. She wants to know if you really care. Text her. Call her. Give her attention.
Girlfriend: "I'm fine."
Boyfriend: "No you aren't. Tell me what's wrong. I love you!"