raw meat

Lots of naked ass, particularly lady ass and fresh girl flesh

There is a lot of raw meat at Berkeley.

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cactus meat

a guys dick with big warts full of pus all over it.

get that skank ass cactus meat away from me!

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Meat Jello

When you eat alot of cheesy food and alot of blue Jell-O. You get all constipated so you have to drink Milk of Magnesium. Then you go to your school's locker room and shit. It looks like a meaty Jello mmmmm...

Jay is the sickest little bastard I know. He once shot a huge steamy Meat Jello at a church charity. Right into the donation basket!

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sweater meat

Any meat shoved in a bra, doesn't represent size just the fact that meat is present. AKA---<Fun Bags>

She has plenty of sweatermeat to go around.

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meat curtain

The luscious protruding inner lips of a woman's vagina which is men’s favorite part to suck on during oral sex.
These inner lips are particularly sensitive and touching them makes the woman orgasm.
The inner lips of some genetically blessed women grow larger during puberty.
The inner labia of the majority of women more or less protrude beyond the outer labia but since the protruding lips are considered too sexy (too graphic) for soft porn, the guidelines mandate digital removal of these parts before getting them published. So virgin guys who are used to jerking off to porn pussies are not aware of this trait of real-life pussies.

1.My girl’s meat curtain can kiss my dick at the same time she’s kissing my lips. It makes me and her madly horny!!!

2.I love rolling my wife’s meat curtain around in my mouth. Sucking on those juicy pussy-lips sends me and her to heaven!

3.Mike doesn’t know how sex works. I laughed so hard at that virgin dude when he said he thought girls can get their meat curtain stretched out during sex hahaaaaaa

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Mystery Meat

This game is done by a large (8 or more will do) group of males. This works where one lucky guy (if you consider it lucky) gets blindfolded and spun around. After this, everyone, including the blindfolded guy, drops their pants and everyone stands in a circle around the blindfolded guy. Dazed and confused, the blindfolded guy (currently in the middle of the circle) walks backwards into one of the other guys' dicks. He then tries to guess who is... inside him. Hence the title of the game: Mystery Meat.

Kevin: Wanna get together with the guys and play some mystery meat tonight?

Rob: Nah, whenever I play I end up being the one blindfolded.

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Hanging Meat

An expression used by older gentleman from the southeastern United States to describe cool temperatures.

Bo. Its so cold in this room you could hang meat in here.

Me. Old man, I'm hanging meat wherever I go.

Bo. Very funny you sick bastard.

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