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The same as get your shit together. Basically means calm down, don't panic, or focus. Usually said if you are normally good at something, but aren't able to do it well because your mind is preoccupied with something else, or you're just tired.
Kevin: Get your head on straight Amit, my grandmother could have gotten that rebound.
Amit: Sorry man, I'm still tired from that party last night.
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using not ur weiner in pleasuring a female
ew alex and lauren had straightedge sex where im sleeping
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They were the ones on that cooking and lifestyle show that came on the news every morning. I always wondered if they were really as serious as they looked and sounded on TV all the time, even when no cameras were pointed at them, or whether they turned into gangsters or vampires at night when there were no cameras looking. You could tell by the way they looked and sounded that they wanted people to take them seriously.
The straight face gang is going to teach people how to live the good life today, and they know everything there is to know about what food goes with what lifestyle.
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that's right girl! you betcha!
ya she's fine! dang straight girl!
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One of the gayest insults on this planet out of all 69 planets there had to be this insult wtf
john: hey my homo brother nigga
Alex: nigga i white
John: your mum gay lol
Alex: (How did he counter my attack i must use the gayest insult to end his roasting career) YOUR MUM STRAIGHT LOL
John: oh ma dog man now i gotta comiict subasideeee
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1) when tripping acid, seeing eight planes of existance simultaniously
2) being really, really, exceptionally fucked up
"yo i am eight straights of fucked up"
"....did you just say eight straights of fucked up??!?"
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Straight from the apes ass... is when you are referring to absolute useless and pathetic nonsense related comment or saying (typically a comment or opinion made by an ex spouse)
Bradley(the ex): I'm ahhh gonna pick up my son I forgot to get the past 6 months every other weekend... ahhhh ahhh (giggle) cause I wanna take him camping for a weekend since I can't take him home to my house because my (new) wife won't let me bring him back.
Friend telling the ex: your ex husband is going to pick up his kid in a few weeks.
Ex wife: where did you hear lie...lol?
Friend: straight from the apes ass!