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fucking penis

A complete and utter retard, joker, acts like a bit of a cunt.

*So and So fucks up on Spliter Cell*
Louis: You fucking penis look what you've just done.

by Ethan Muse May 9, 2005

29๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Penis head

One who's face resembles the shape of the male reproductive organ.

"Wow, Joe is a real penis head!"

by Kyle Pimpalowski April 13, 2006

154๐Ÿ‘ 122๐Ÿ‘Ž


small penis

A penis where it is actually not up to par with the peers, usally no bigger than four inches

Jason hammock has a small penis, he is hung like a new born baby in the artic

by alex rice May 26, 2003

1162๐Ÿ‘ 1029๐Ÿ‘Ž


the penis game

Usually happens in school it starts with one guy saying penis the next saying it louder.This repeats until someone gets caught they lose and everyone else wins.

It begins the penis game is on
*wispering*penis...
penis
Penis
PENis
Penis
PENIS!!!!
Hey to the office

by the only real ninja here February 4, 2010

77๐Ÿ‘ 47๐Ÿ‘Ž


Penis cramp

Just like a calf cramp but in your penis. Drinking more calcium usually helps cure this disfunction.

Bobby: Damn bro, I had a major penis cramp last night.
Daniel: That's crazy dude, got milk?

by Chris Cz May 11, 2006

51๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dick Penis

Someone who is such a cock that just calling them a dick, cock or knob just won't do

Why, you my friend are beyond a Dick, your a ruddy dick penis!

by Antony - D March 28, 2008

21๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Penis Buffer

Someone who go in and makeout with a girl or lick her pussy right after she had sex with another guy.

Eddie: hey babe your vagina taste funny today...
Some Whore: ohh really? I've had alot of salt... =S
Eddie: why is there this long ass pube here?
Some Whore: it's not yours???
Eddie: no I shaved... like a bald eagle
Some Whore: ohhh it umm must be from my head...

Other guy hiding in the cupboard using all of his muscle in his body... trying not to laugh at the fact that "eddie" has just tasted his juice.

i.e eddie is a penis buffer

by Random7410 May 4, 2008

21๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž