5:30 Johnson

The 5 o'clock shadow on your balls after you shave them.

She had tongue rash from his 5:30 Johnson.

mermaidations 5:10

mermaidations 5:10 “thou must watcheth h2o”

-made by @aqua the dino

“You’re a sinner, have you not read “mermaidations 5:10”? “thou must watcheth h2o”

5 woods

Smoking to forget about her

When im on her chest hearing her heart beat while she playes with my hair but then i realize it’s the 5 woods i faced to forget about her.

5×30,5 minutes a day workout

Usually Is defined as the workout that makes weak men into big,juicy,musclish men.
Made of 5 sets of "who's your Daddy",5 sets of "Yes king",5 sets of "Diddy crunches"(all composed of 30 reps).
For best results it's Better to put "Ela Vila Mortal" as workout Song on loop.

Eno rebmun Aggin:Bro you don't look Natural what Is your secret?
Owt rebmun Aggin:Oh,I do 5×30,5 minutes a day workout

The 5-4

To aggressively high five ones forehead.

Jeremy gave Franky the 5-4. Franky now stutters

Taking 5

When a group of teenagers plan to "kidnap" a boyband. Its based on the movie Taking 5 where two teenagers are crazy over a boyband and kidnap them. (Daniella Monet is in this movie) Usually the kidnapping that is planned is a fake plan.

"Hey we should pull a taking 5! after the One Dirction Concert"
"Yea! Lets do it! And lets watch the movie before too!"

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5 buck cucks

The most attractive kids in the world, they fuck many kids moms,and always full send to the max, and are always ferda

You 5 buck cucks are gonna pay for ducking my mom