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The pleasuring feeling you get when you clean your ears.
Dude, I cleaned my ears out last night and I ear nutted
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A condiment that comes out of a wiener instead of going on to it.
He spread his nut mustard all over the buns.
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Same thing as ligma balls. Ligma is a serious disease that kills people but is very rare.
Person 1 - Did you hear that Ninja died by Ligma?
Person 2 - No.
Person 1 - LIGMA NUTS/BALLS.
BUT SERIOUSLY LIGMA IS A DANGEROUS DISEASE.
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When you jerk off quickly and quietly in an inconvenient manner or place because you just got really horny.
Mom: You've been pooping for a long time!
Me: I'm almost done!
Me in my head: Ok, looks like I'm going to have to make this a Rush - nut!
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adj. Someone who has an obsession with Christmas, Easter, and all other holidays. They have to be the first people to decorate, and lots of them. They have to have the parties at their house, and always wear holiday colours (ie. green and red).
Your mom is such a holiday nut (adj.).
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Someone who gets overly nervous or excited about EVERYTHING!
Hey nervous nuts, chill out! Man, you got nervous nuts, relax!
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