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When a girl gives a guy a blow job, he cums in her mouth, and she spits it into a bottle or jar. The bottle is kept, and the process is repeated until it is full. Then, the girl drinks the entire bottle of old cum.
"Everytime she gives me head, I make my girlfriend spit it out in an old pickle jar that I keep under my bed... its almost full, so soon she'll be having a root beer float!"
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A term used to justify drinking before noon (since it is widely noted if you drink before noon you are an alcoholic). Beer light savings time equals whatever amount of hours needed to make your morning drinking equal noon.
ie: drinking at 8 am adding 4hrs of beer light savings time making it noon and therefore compliant with social standards of no drinking before noon.
Richard: You are an alcoholic, it is only 10:45 in the morning.
Jim: I am well aware of the time dick, however we are now in beer light savings time.
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When you finger your girl on the rag until the blood flows like the Niagra then poor beer on her clit and drink it as it drains down to her ass.
I slipped this girl a beer battered strawberry starfish last night and drank the whole beer.
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This is someone who has a unearthly ninjaness in beer pong mastery. these individuals have the ability to fingerblast your girlfriend while still maintaining a p.h.d. in beer pong. a true m-f 'ing beer pong champion never bounces, because bouncing is for bitches. if you encounter a BBBP they will turn your tiny joke of a weiner into a mangina.
" You were supposed to get married yesterday, i heard you didn't show up?"
" i know, we ran into a black belt in beer pong and i woke up in a bathtub with my dick hanging out and a helmet on
"thats crazy dude"
"it gets better, i also stole my girls cat and took a dump in her microwave.. im not hanging out with those guys ever again"
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When you want something more extravagant then your bank account allows.
Buyer - I really want that new car, will you take $5,000?
Salesman - no sir that's not enough money, looks like you have a wine taste with a beer budget.
One of the dumbest promotions in sports history. June 4, 1974. Cleveland Indians vs. Texas Rangers. Beer is sold at 10 cents a pop WITHOUT limits on how much you could purchase. The result was a huge riot where people flooded the field and the game was forfeited.
"Hey, what topic are you writing for your paper?"
"10 Cent Beer Night. A very stupid event."
used to weaken your greatest enemys. can be used in song or just saying it normally. by singing it your attack becomes much more deadly.
100 bottles of beer on the wall...
GODAMMIT CARL NOT AGAIN