Hoy Tangina Mo Yung Safe/Play Zone

A phrase that is uncommonly used in Battle Royale games. Phrase will work on any Battle Royale games as long as it has a shrinking play/safe zone.

*Play/Safe Zone shrinks* Hoy Tangina Mo Yung Safe/Play Zone lumilit na!

I was wondering if you could play that song again

mr krabs line

I was wondering if you could play that song again

sure man which one

the one that goes beep boop boop bop, beep boop beep

no man you're thinking of beep boop bop beeop bop bop beep boop bop

beep boop boop bap boop bop

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get the fuck out of my room i'm playing minecraft

A 7 second video of a man holding a camera walking into a room and then being greeted with a preteen playing minecraft and is mad because his PvP skills suck.

*Opens door*
"GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT!"

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if you don't play the craft, you can't get the shaft

When a girl wants you in her bed, but she doesn't play Minecraft, tell her this.

(me) Bitch I'm tryna start a minecraft server you in or nah?
(Jessica) Make me your bitch ;)
(me) Listen Jessica, if you don't play the craft, you can't get the shaft.

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Get out of my room i am playing minecraft

This is a meme

Mom comes in.
kid be like: Get out of my room i am playing minecraft

go out side & play "hide & go fuck yourself"

leave me alone ... leave the room

to go and complete a useless task

your lil sis is annoying me! tell her to go outside and paly hide and go fuck herself!

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If you shake it more than three times you’re playing with it

An expression used before or after one takes a piss, meaning that if it takes more than three shakes to get rid of the excess pee it can be considered masturbation.

Tom: Man, I sure have to take a piss

Larry: Well be quick about it, if you shake it more than three times you’re playing with it!

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