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The weapon you pick when it demands the slowest and most painful death possible. This will aggravate us all using the rusty spoon it truly will.
"This took beyond the rusty spork today it took the rusty spoon."
When you are giving it to your girl during shark week and she decides to pull it out and put it in her mouth.
Bro, I was slamming that tinder hoe last night and she totally gave me a rusty rod!
Monster engery drink and orange juice mixture
Yo I just had a rusty handjob at the bar
When a guy puts his penis in his partner's unwashed anus and then promptly inserts said shit-covered penis into his partner's vagina.
Tommy: I think I might have another UTI, it hurts so bad when I pee.
Paul: I thought you were gonna stop covering your dick in shit Tommy, we talked about this!
Tommy: It's the texture Paul, I just can't get enough of the rusty pipes.
When hitting it from behind, stick all five fingers in the butt. Then proceed to place them in the mouth of your partner.
Think of it as a giant "rusty fish hook"
Fucking this skank from behind and got shid on all my fingers then stuck them in they mouth and said you got the rusty dragline
Noun.
A gathering of swinger senior citizens (typically nude and involved in coitus).
"Yesterday, at the beach, I went to break up an old person fight, then immediately evacuated when I realized it was actually a rusty swing set..."
Have your woman in doggy in front of you and your equipment. Stand on something high enough so that your long schlong is above it. Release the stool and lean forward. Preform an acrobatic trick and insert your Peter the great into their behind.
Guy: Babe can we do The Rusty Sling Blade tonight?
Girl: Aw fine. But I get to peg you afterward.