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The feeling of literally not being able to function because you are so weak from sex. You spend the next 4hrs being pathetic and partially retarded
"Hey Olive do you want to see a movie?"
"I can't! I'm so sex weak I can barely move!"
Coupons you give to your significant other for sexual favors. The coupons are normally non transferable and may be good for "1 Blow job", "1 night of sex", etc. Sex coupons are normally gifted on Birthdays and Christmas. These coupons are rarely honored, unless the issuing party is "in the mood", and the expiration date is basically whenever the issuer deems it to be. Sex coupons are normally given when money is tight, and there is an obligation to give some sort of gift for an occasion.
Also referred to as "Ass Rations"
All my wife gave me for Christmas was a book of Sex coupons."
A person which you are currently having sexual relations with, sometimes without an emotional bond.
"I think I need a new sex opponent, I'm getting bored of our battles"
The dried, crusty bullshit that stays on your dick and her pussy after sex. Prominent in middle eastern women, especially those with yak pussy.
Atiya and I were fucking real hard last night, and I woke up with this nasty sex humus all over my cock. Her yak pussy was so covered that it turned into a penis flytrap.
Two people masturbating on the phone wether through voice call or FaceTime. Kinda like sexting.
It’s normal if you don’t live that close to your partner and haven’t seen them in a while.
It’s definitely weird if you’re a minor and a 19yr old on discord moaning into a mic and calling each other weird pet names like pup and kitten. Pls get a life and stop dating ppl across the world. Discord relations don last 9/10 anyways…
“Me and my bf had E-sex last night.. can’t wait to see him again and do the real thing”
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The ultimate, final form of sex. The peak pinnacle of dribble and gush combined into the most feel-good orgasm possible within the limitations of the human body. First discovered by Smash Mouth lead singer Steve Harwell in the alley behind his local McDonalds.
"Josh had McDribble Sex for the first time last month, and is still in his transcendent coma."
Shoving your cock in the ear and thrusting hard into the ear drum and it will bust cum in the ear drum
I just had earal sex wit yo uncle so suck my ass crack you fuck nigga