Haskel Syndrome is a syndrome wherein a person (typically a male) flirts with a lot of girls in an online setting using apps such as Discord, Instagram, Facebook, Snapchat, and many others. A typical person diagnosed with a Haskel Syndrome typically flirts with at least three girls and a maximum of eight girls at once whom they met in an online setting.
I was surprised to know that my friend has a Haskel Syndrome, no wonder why he flirts with four girls online all at once.
it’s when you feel so superior to someone or multiple people that you can’t feel hatred towards them no matter what you do because you seem like a god compared to them in your head
balls: Dude your gf’s boy best friend is like ruining your chances with her
joe :haha it’s fine he is merely a bug in the path of me
balls: you got escanor syndrome jeez
The condition of being so damn tired that suddenly everything is funny. A deeper condition than the Late Night Giggles.
Dude 1: Why are you laughing so much at this? It wasn't even funny!
Dude 2: I'm sorry man, it must be Sacramento Syndrome, I gotta go to bed.
when you go on vacation and all the girls appear to be hotter than the girls in your hometown, usually because you're only paying attention to the hot ones. (applies to day trips as well)
A: Dude I got Vacation Syndrome cause the ass here is ridiculous!
J: lol did it give you yogurt pants?
A: You know it, there are NO ugly chicks here!
When a man/trans suffers from having a small (3ins or under) penis
I'm pretty sure that man over there has Justin syndrome.
When a girl or a boy says some gay autistic shit to get attention from people, they have attention syndrome. An example is when a fairly decently pretty girl says "I'm ugly" so that boys can say she's not.
She says she's ugly but she's not. She obviously has attention syndrome.
A syndrome when person repeatedly taps on his ears to switch a song even if he has no airpods in his ears
Person 1: Why did you just tap on your ears?
Person 2: Oh snap, I forgot I ain't got my airpods on
Person 1: It's Airpods Syndrome dude.