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internal burning schmitt

Mikes anus hole throbbs from leftover 2nd degree burns after the boil chunks party with the Milanos.

by Milanoymous October 19, 2003


flash-burn

A painful scorching of yer eyeballs caused by an exceedingly UNattractive female's briefly revealing The Merchandise to you, creating such shock and revulsion that it actually injures your unsuspecting retinas. Usually non-permanent, but can eventually cause significant damage if repeated and/or prolonged "exposure" is suffered.

I suffered an unexpectedly "revealing" encounter with a senile resident while visiting the local nursing-home, and so I hadda be rushed to the facility's infirmary with minor flash-burn.

by QuacksO August 13, 2018


Burning toucan

When you’re burning a letter addresses to your friend to prove a point and it just so happens that there’s a toucan on it.

“You can’t burn the letter, that’s Burning toucan!”
“It’s just collateral damage

by M.T. Grave November 30, 2020


Burning toucan

When you burn a letter addressed to your friend to prove a point, and it just so happened that there was a toucan on it.

Definition:

The unfortunate yet inventible destruction of a toucan drawing

“Nooo you can’t burn the letter, there’s a toucan on it!”

Collateral damage

“Look at the burning toucan! He’s dying!”

“We all die it’s just a matter of time”

by M.T. Grave November 30, 2020


burning threesome

When 3 ranga have a gay threesome and burn each others dicks off.

"Hey jakob and jimmy lets have a burning threesome," said jake

by rangas and dogs are the same June 1, 2016


Edward Burns

The burning sensation that you feel in your Vagina when you have not had your share of Edward Cullen for the day.

Very similar to a yeast infection, except to cure the Edward Burns you must immediately read twiporn or watch Twilight.

by Honolulu Girl November 7, 2009


Reece Burns

Reece burns is an uncircumcised looser and his pp looks like a tootsie roll still in its rapper.

Yo look like Mr. Reece burns with ur uncormcized pp

by Reece Burns October 26, 2019