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Bitch
grabs girls by the VAGINA and rapes them
ugly orange dude
thinks he is a king but is as low as dirt
MO-FO
omg you are such a donald j. trump!!
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To be a "Donald Trump" means to be a racist, misogynistic, xenophobic, fascist bigot, who has no taste or manners, and has no business running any country, let alone the U.S.A.
Reasonable Kid #1: Oh man, that guy is being such a Donald J. Trump.
Reasonable Kid #2: I know, right? F*** that dude, yo.
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Yet another word for breasts. This one applies to the perky versions often found in tight trendy sweaters.
Check out the J Crew Jumblies on Ashley.
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A pseudonym for a midgetine novelist with a bad attitude and a taste for psychotic women. Makes all of his money primarily off of (Scary) stories where everybody dies. Likes to call himself DJ occasionally.
A popular phrase used for David J. Garcia: Looks like you pulled a Deej!
Mostly attributed to a crisis in (DJ)'s life involving a young woman and some nondescript activity that may or may not incriminate the young writer.
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An asshole friend that goes home just so he can and jack it off, while on the pot moaning to himself he has a case of explosive diarrea which he then uses as lubrication to masterbate
Fuel: Hey where's Gus?
Schroder: Oh, that asshole went Gus J-oing.
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The double j/k is a sometimes annoying practice of saying jk/j/k multiple times in a row. It is thus an example of epiphora, for you linguistic nerds out there. Ordinarily used when messing with someone. Occasionally double j/k's are used to make someone THINK you were joking.
Prima: I banged your sister.
Secunda: WHAT!?
Prima: also I crashed your car.
Secunda: ARE YOU FUCKING--
Prima: double j/k! *cough*
Prima: I hate you.
Secunda: D:
Prima: j/k!
Secunda: ..you ass.
Prima: YOU'RE an ass, God, you're such a fuckhead sometimes! I can't believe you!
Secunda: wha--but--I--
Prima: J/K! Hahahaha!
Secunda: -_-;
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