man i'm so James grettoning right now fuck that soup
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A cunt. A cunt that likes to sucky fucky on dicky. He will tell you heβs straight, but he is really bisexual. He likes to walk town and prostitute. He will pay you and even suck you for a pack of cigarettes. He is one dirty bastard!
βHey is that James kent?β
βNo. Thatβs James kent the male prostitute.
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An amazing fucking guy. He's a beast at everything he does. He's the sexiest dude in the world. Guys wanna be like him and girls wanna be with him. But he's already taken by an amazing girl named Dawn Henzon Valbuena. Soooo every other girl should just back off or his girlfriend will probably kill you lol.
Girl 1: is that James Cortez!?!
Girl 2: Yes it is! Oh my gosh I love him!!!
Girl 3: Uhmmmm.. y'all better back off. His girlfriend will cuuut you.
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The perfect boyfriend that you can always count on. Very attractive, huge muscles, the best eyes. He will always make you feel your best. Loving, caring, patient, everything you could ever ask for. He is the definition of perfect. Definitely a girlfriend type a guy. THE ABSOLUTE BESTEST AND CUTEST, no doubt about it.
I love James stabbert.
I miss James stabbert.
James stabbert loves feet.
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When you put cocaine in some ones ass, and when they fart, you take in the glorious champion cloud from the air, go for a dunk with your nose, finally show her who's the king, fake a cramp and sleep it off.
I totally gave her the King James last night Pat!!!!
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A cool kid one day and then the next is really mean... i dont really get him but oh well ...
Hey james? why do u act different all the time?
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