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Weed, aka Marijuana grown in the ground South of the U.S. border that is cured hastily, that is to say it hasnt been cured slowly, but has been put in an oven or a dehydrator and shipped across the border. Such weed is often compacted in vacuum sealing devices or hiddden in any number of vehicles (coffee, cologne, ever wonder why it tastes like cheap cologne or manuere?).
Next time you take a hit of that "compact shit" or fluffy shwag, just remember that it wasnt grown or cured in ideal conditions, hence its decreased THC content and propensity to give you a headache as opposed to a nice "cognitive" high.
You know you have some Mexican Dirt Weed when you have some stuff that is either compact or fluffy wiht lots of stems and seeds. The presence of seeds indicates that male and female marijuana plants were not kept seperate. The general shitty texture and taste of the weed indicates that it wasnt properly cured. Anything that is not considered "dank" or "kb" is basically shitty ass shwag. Enjoy that headache endudsing shit you middle and high school beotches!
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A knife one would carry every day.
Person 1: Dude, I dont have any cash for the boritos.
Person 2: No biggie, the clerk looks like a pussy. Here is my mexican credit card.
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A bucnh of really shitty cars parked in an empty lot. usually old datsun pickups and thirty year old toyota cars
hey, if you're looking for a car, why don't you dty the mexican car lot down on the corner
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A portable enclosed toilet often found at construction sites.
I wouldn't be cought dead using a mexican space shuttle.
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Mexican auto insurance is when you don’t have auto insurance but you have decided in advance that if you ever get in an accident you will drive away. If possible, before the police can arrive. Named after Mexican illegal immigrants propensity to commit “hit and runs”.
"I got in an accident yesterday. It's cool, I have mexican auto insurance."
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When a woman who is performing oral sex won't allow a man to finish in her mouth, so he ejaculates into his hand and slaps her in the face with it.
She wouldn't let me come in her mouth, so I gave her a mexican high five instead.
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A devious sexual act that requires two participants. A more nutritional alternative to the Mexican Chocolate Factory. A woman takes a frozen cooked log of chorizo and inserts it into her vagina and then her partner eats the thawed meat as the chorizo laden woman slowly pushes the log out.
"Did you hear about Megan? She tried to do a mexican sausage factory on herself but wasn't flexible enough."
"Gross dude."
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