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When a woman shits on a mans pecker, and dries it out with a hairdryer until completely crusted over then jerks him off until every last dingleberry is gone.
We had McDonald’s then I got a fat crusty rusty from Becky last night.
The result of an explosive shart in which one's junk is covered is fecal matter, thus creating Rusty Gear.
I sharted in my skinny jeans and now I'm sporting some Rusty Gear.
A side effect of an explosive shart where one's junk is covered in fecal matter, resulting in Rusty Gear.
I just sharted inn my skinny jeans and now I'm sporting some Rusty Gear! Does anyone have a baby wipe handy?
It's a trumbone that's rusty. Very rusty...like, the most rustiest trumbone in all of rusty trumbone history!
Damn, now that is one rusty trumbone!
When a guy puts his penis in his partner's unwashed anus and then promptly inserts said shit-covered penis into his partner's vagina.
Tommy: I think I might have another UTI, it hurts so bad when I pee.
Paul: I thought you were gonna stop covering your dick in shit Tommy, we talked about this!
Tommy: It's the texture Paul, I just can't get enough of the rusty pipes.
When a gay man sticks his dick in another man’s ass then puts it in that same man’s mouth
My man lover gave me a rusty chad last night
Like a rusty walrus, one will cum into a condom and freeze that filled condom
You will now have a cum dildo
Guy 1: Damn why is emyrs dildo so sticky and salty
Guy 2: ayo bro that’s a rusty polar bear