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its a wise mystical fucking tree. Are you over 25 and own a computer? if so than why the fuck are you wondering what it is
yo bro im over 25 and have a computer. My true religion is the wise mystical tree
a fucking wise ass mystical tree
shitter: oh hello wise mystical tree
tree: looks at you
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The opposite of a Tree Hugger; One who hates the environment, litters, does not recycle, does not believe in Climate Change or Global Warming, ect.
Jimmy is such a Tree Mugger! He Leaves his Hot Cheetos bags all over the ground!
When you bend over a paralyzed girl and cum in her ass.
Me and Diane did a bending tree last night in bed.
A scare tactic that Big Foot used to scare people out of the forest
While hiking in the forest we heard tree knocking and made a hasty exit.
A way in which you masturbate using the jelly fish hand motion over the top portion of your penis
Hey Jim, my mom walked in while I was tree topping the shit out of my dick last night
When you have butt sex with a pine tree whilst your mom and dad watch outside of a camp ground
I’m gonna have pine tree butt fuck later wanna come?