A hard hat is the hard tip of a turd that is difficult to pass through the rectum. It is usually followed by super soft serve poop, or diarrhea.
Whew! That was one super tough hard hat! Glad I got that one out!
The cowboy hat rule is simple, really; You steal the hat, you ride the cowboy!
"Well, pretty lady. Since you done made off with my hat, I don't suppose you're against following the cowboy hat rule." He said mischievously.
The art of fellatio (aka sucking dick).
when you have a large quantity of a item
"you got any of that stuff mate"
"yes me ol china son i got a hat load me old pal hat loads I tell ya son"
When a male sleeps with three addict sjblings within a year
Dude, did you hear I scored a picture rocks hat trick with April, Jessa, and Ashley
A super cool form of headwear that only gang members wear.
Bro you got one of those sick Sammie Hats?
elf hat refers to a man's uncircumcised penis because it resembles an elf's hat
Did you see Greg's elf hat? So gross, I only date guys who are circumcised.